is there a Star Wars fandom on this site???
We are everywhere, plotting in secret to rule them all.
Like the Sith.
SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH! We’re supposed to keep the plan A SECRET!
We’re the fandom that completed the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs.
At last we shall reveal ourselves to the rest of tumblr.
d’you think the avengers ever play a game where they try to push steve’s buttons and get him all riled up and patriotic?
tony casually throws it into a conversation like “oh yeah I don’t vote” and steve trails off mid-sentence and gapes for a second before he starts in on the importance of the democratic process and how dangerous it can be if citizens give up their say in how the government is run and tony is trying so so hard to keep a straight face
meanwhile bruce is standing in the background timing the speech with his watch because whoever gets the longest rant wins a little trophy that tony made. the current holder of the trophy is clint who managed to convince steve that he doesn’t pay taxes
The hilarious thing about this post is that I basically pulled one of these on a friend on Friday. As in I was Steve Rogers in this situation.
Moral of the Story: Don’t ever tell me you don’t vote or I will go Captain America on your ass.