Conspiracy of Cartographers

Bria. Geek Sorority Girl. One Half of White Hot Room. Staff Writer for Tosche Station. @chaosbria on Twitter. Made the Kessel Run in twelve parsecs.

isabelthespy:

spitefulbitch:

the stupidest thing in the entire harry potter series was when they go down to the slytherin dormitory and it’s all dark and slimy and freezing and shit. as if lucius malfoy would let his son live in squalor like that. the house with the highest concentration of spoiled purebloods are happy to live under the goddamn lake? no.

wow this is the #1 best harry potter criticism i have ever read

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What about in [acting]? Do you feel like you’ve personally felt the sting of sexism? [x]

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sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

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lady-dixon:

Nicki Minaj is actually one of my favorite people.

I watched like 5 minutes of American Idol, and this kid was….not so good. While everyone else was laughing at him, she comforted him, told him to come to the desk and held his hand as she told him that even though singing might not be his forte, he could do so much because he’s young and full of life. And has a lot of guts going on the show. Then she gave him a hug.

Seriously I don’t understand how people hate her????

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fuckyeahladiesofthemcu:

Female interaction and relationships in the MCU (part 7/?) - Melinda May and Skye

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Chapter Two

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  • Ancient Egypt was not a mixed society.
  • Ancient Egypt was PITCHED BLACK until the 7th century AD, when Indo Aryans called Arabs invaded from Central Asia.
  • For 99 percent of Egyptian history, Egypt was as BLACK as Nigeria, as BLACK as Congo, and as BLACK as Senegal.
  • King Tut was a dark skinned black man,
  • Queen Tiye was a beautiful and EXTREMELY dark skinned woman.
  • Hatshepsut was also very very very dark skinned.
  • Even during the Ptolemaic period of Kemet, the Egyptians were primarily African.
  • The fact that the most advanced civilization of human history was composed primarily of Black People is the most annoying and frustrating thing to white supremacist historians today.

iandsharman:

Ah, Corellia…

…or bust.

Bada Boom CHING

megsokay:

sherlockspeare:

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If she looks worn out, then I have spent my life looking like a drowned rat wheezing in a sewer. 

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beckycloonan:

GOTHAM ACADEMY interview with me is up on The Mary Sue! Plus new exclusive art from Karl Kerschl, and two variant covers by me! :D WOO! GET PSYCHED!!!

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iandsharman:

tobeshelved:

thelifeguardlibrarian:

vintageanchorbooks:

HOW LONG IT TAKES TO READ THE WORLD’S MOST POPULAR BOOKS: http://shortlist.com/entertainment/books/how-long-it-takes-to-read-the-worlds-most-popular-books

My brain likes things like this.

This is a lie. War and Peace takes at least five years. 

I am such a slow reader. I read at the same speed that I talk. I don’t want to miss a word, the author chose each word deliberately, spent time over deciding exactly which word should follow each other…who am I to skip one? I need to feel the text, pause when someone would pause if they were speaking, feel the natural rhythm of the text. So, essentially, it takes me as long to read a book as it would take me to read it out loud…if I was doing a dramatic reading.

Actually, who are you not to be? (x)

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ipissedinyourmountaindew:

companycard:

sixpenceee:

Created by Croatian-Austrian collective Numen/For UseString Prototype is a design for an inflatable volume containing a network of cables that can be explored similar to a jungle gym. 

can you imagine having sex in that thing

yeah i’d love to have a few thin ropes digging into my fucking body while another human’s weight is being shoved against me that sounds like the best time for sure

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iandsharman:

collegehumor:

Cookware has never been more exciting.

Finish reading —>  7 Signs You’re Becoming an Adult

The first one became REALLY obvious to me when I was last in America and everyone was like, “Dude, did you just give that can driver $20 and tell him to keep the change?” And I was just like, “Fuck it, it’s only money and I can’t be bothered to wait around while he sorts out my change, I’m hungry, dammit.”

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