Conspiracy of Cartographers

Bria. Geek Sorority Girl. One Half of White Hot Room. Staff Writer for Tosche Station. @chaosbria on Twitter. Made the Kessel Run in twelve parsecs.
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ladydarthcaedus:

gallusrostromegalus:

hexiva:

sintas-vel:

anakinskyguy:

nintendumb:

is there a Star Wars fandom on this site???

We are everywhere, plotting in secret to rule them all.

Like the Sith.

*raises hand*

SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH! We’re supposed to keep the plan A SECRET!

We’re the fandom that completed the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs.

At last we shall reveal ourselves to the rest of tumblr.

(via magikath)

Sabé is the Wedge Antilles of Episode I.
Lieutenant Piett, Royal Handmaidens Society

kristaferanka:

sometimes you just need a break from comics.

this would probably be my dream show out of current options.

Hannibal Lecter

Jamie Moriarty

I NEED IT

queerly-it-is:

d’you think the avengers ever play a game where they try to push steve’s buttons and get him all riled up and patriotic?

tony casually throws it into a conversation like “oh yeah I don’t vote” and steve trails off mid-sentence and gapes for a second before he starts in on the importance of the democratic process and how dangerous it can be if citizens give up their say in how the government is run and tony is trying so so hard to keep a straight face

meanwhile bruce is standing in the background timing the speech with his watch because whoever gets the longest rant wins a little trophy that tony made. the current holder of the trophy is clint who managed to convince steve that he doesn’t pay taxes

The hilarious thing about this post is that I basically pulled one of these on a friend on Friday.  As in I was Steve Rogers in this situation.

Moral of the Story: Don’t ever tell me you don’t vote or I will go Captain America on your ass.

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gallusrostromegalus:

So in history class, we’re currently covering the civil rights movement, and one of the black guys (withholding names) in class brought in the pictures that his grandparents took when they were protesting in Alabama, including ones where his grandfather had the shit beaten out of him by racist assholes. He put up the picture of a huge white dude in a motorcycle group jacket beating the shit out of his grandfather, and the class as a whole gasped and the Girl behind me screams “OH MY FUCKING GOD.”

"Yeah, it’s Pretty brutal." The guy presenting says.

"NO, THAT’S MY FUCKING GRANDPA." She explains.

Cue fifteen minutes of class chaos and the single angriest phone call I have ever heard in my entire life while Girl confirms that that’s him in the picture and rips him a new asshole.

So, how was school for you today?

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sherlocklovesjohnshobbittrot:

and the award for Ultimate Sass goes to River Song. 

(via mianakenobi)

philcoulson:

Mackie: "Last night I was, like, sitting around in a hotel and I was like, yo man, there’s a midnight screening and this is my first Marvel movie. I’mma go say what’s up to the people. So I grab a cab and shoot to 42nd Street, I walk in and I’m like what up, dog?”

Fallon: "Did people freak out?!

(via socies)

fitsimmons:

Kill it! Shut it down! Lock him out! Give him nothing! You can string him along for years! You’ve had years together and what do you do?! You waste it!

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ryanjamesyezak:

This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

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themarysue:

We noticed that we’re getting real close to 20k Tumblr followers, so we’re giving away season one of Orphan Black to a lucky member of our lovely Tumblr community, and you could win it. Here’s how!
Follow us on Tumblr.
Like and reblog this post.
Do it before noon Eastern Time on Friday, April 18th.
That’s it! That’s all you need to do. We will randomly choose one winner once the duration of the contest is over, and contact them through Fan Mail in order to get their shipping info. Now here’s the fine print:
The prize is the 3 disc DVD set of Orphan Black season one that the Orphan Black Tumblr so nicely sent to Jill.
We will ship the prize to the US and Canada, so if you don’t live there (or have understanding acquaintances who could forward your package to you), we advise you not to enter.
If you do not follow our Tumblr, you will be disqualified.
We ask you kindly not to spam your followers by reblogging the post over and over, but hey, we’re not the boss of you.
Good luck! And remember, get your likes and reblogs in by noon this Friday!

themarysue:

We noticed that we’re getting real close to 20k Tumblr followers, so we’re giving away season one of Orphan Black to a lucky member of our lovely Tumblr community, and you could win it. Here’s how!

That’s it! That’s all you need to do. We will randomly choose one winner once the duration of the contest is over, and contact them through Fan Mail in order to get their shipping info. Now here’s the fine print:

  • The prize is the 3 disc DVD set of Orphan Black season one that the Orphan Black Tumblr so nicely sent to Jill.
  • We will ship the prize to the US and Canada, so if you don’t live there (or have understanding acquaintances who could forward your package to you), we advise you not to enter.
  • If you do not follow our Tumblr, you will be disqualified.
  • We ask you kindly not to spam your followers by reblogging the post over and over, but hey, we’re not the boss of you.

Good luck! And remember, get your likes and reblogs in by noon this Friday!